Johnnie Clark

The Life and Works of an American Author

The Harlot's Cup | Part IV

If you missed them, catch up on Part 1Part 2 & Part 3.

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The room was silent. Forging ahead, he pointed a remote at the projection computer and another image moved onto the screen. A stunningly beautiful woman in a short red skirt was standing in front of the entrance to a tunnel. A chorus of whistles erupted from the darkened classroom. 

Sam leaned forward in his desk with a sensual groan, way too close to Amanda, who was seated in front of him. She reached back without looking and slapped him lightly on the face.  

"Down, Rover."

Professor Tisdale tapped the podium with his pointer and grinned. "I thought this might awaken the carnivores in our class. This very lovely young lady is Michele Lafontaine, Ph.D., curator of the Museum of Tel Aviv. Now if the male half of the class can force themselves to look past Mademoiselle Lafontaine, they will notice that she stands at the entrance of one of several tunnels recently unearthed beneath the Jerusalem temple site.  

“Although it has not been confirmed, many in the archaeological community believe that items of incredible historical significance have been discovered beneath the ancient temple mount. Dignitaries from around the world will be in attendance for the special museum exhibit where these new discoveries will be featured. For those of you fortunate enough to be making the Jerusalem trip with the class next month, you will undoubtedly see all of these marvels.”  

Sam scribbled a note, folded it and dropped it over Amanda's left shoulder.  The note landed in her lap and she ignored it. Her eyes were glued to the next photo of an exploratory submarine hovering over the sunken wreck of an ancient wooden cargo vessel.

Professor Tisdale's monotonous voice suddenly rose with child-like enthusiasm as he described the photo. "With the discovery of this ancient shipping route, we have proven beyond doubt that Roman merchant ships were regularly crossing the Mediterranean over 4,000 years ago! These ancient wrecks are revealing fascinating new data on a civilization we know precious little about."

Sam slipped his right sandal off and gently placed his foot on the back of Amanda's desk seat. He pinched her rump with his toes. She chirped and scooted forward in her seat. She shot an icy glare back at Sam, then resolutely unfolded the note and read it. He leaned forward whispering in her ear.

"Be there early and help us get ready."

The Harlot's Cup | Part III

For those following along, here is the next installment of The Harlot's Cup. If you missed them, catch up on Part 1 and Part 2 .

In this excerpt, we meet important characters in this Archaeology class. 

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Professor Daniel Tisdale's voice was low, deep and monotonous with a faintly nasal intonation. An Ichabod Crane look-alike, he was a gangly, lovable genius with a habit of constantly shoving his disheveled gray hair to one side with knobby, skinny fingers that served as his comb. He pushed his bifocals back against his long Roman nose then aimed his laser pointer at the video screen.

"This is an overview of Jerusalem. Here is the third most holy Muslim mosque, quite often referred to as the Dome of the Rock."  

Tisdale outlined construction in progress beside the dome with his pointer. "And here, one hundred meters south we see the construction of the Jewish temple generally known as Solomon's Temple.” He looked at the students in hopes that some might actually be paying attention. Some were, he nodded and continued. 

“A very efficient Persian government kept its records on scrolls of papyrus or leather at Ecbatana—modern-day Hamadan—on the road from Baghdad to Teheran. It was a city at 6,000 feet elevation, with a climate conducive to the preservation of scrolls. These scrolls confirm the written decree by King Cyrus to rebuild the Temple in 538 B.C. The temple was completed in 516 B.C. Not only is this of great historical significance,” he glanced at the students again as his voice rose, “but it is also precisely what the biblical book of Ezra tells us.”  

Tisdale lifted his bushy eyebrows and peered over his bifocals. “For those of you who might actually be interested in such things, Ezra prophesied that the Prince who was to come, who turned out to be Titus of Rome, would destroy the temple again and that ‘not one stone would be left upon another.’ That turned out to be significant, in that the stones weighed as much as four tons each. ”

He paused again to see if anyone was listening. “The temple was inlaid with such large amounts of gold that it could be seen glimmering in the sun from miles away. When the Romans, under Titus burned the temple in 70 A.D., the intense heat melted the gold between the stones. This caused a rash of looting, which included removing these massive stones to reach the gold that had seeped between them. The result: No one stone was left upon another.”  

He smiled, surveying the students. Some leaned on their elbows, eyes glazed over in boredom. He smiled, and his spirit sank at their lack of interest in historical facts that defied logic. 

“Professor!” Amanda called out as she raised her hand.

“Yes, Miss Clark.”

“This is the same Temple that Israel is rebuilding now?”

“Yes, this would be the famous third time the Jewish people would build the Temple.”

“Why is the Third Temple famous?” A young man called out.

“A very good question,” Professor Tisdale’s spirits and voice rose with the surprising interest. “You see, for those who believe in the Bible and its accuracy in foretelling the future…the rebuilding of the Temple is extremely important.”

 “Why, Professor?” Amanda asked.

“I think one book that speaks of it is in the book of Zachariah, I’m not positive but the Jewish people believe that when the Temple is rebuilt for the 3rd time; their Messiah will come and save Israel. And, millions of Christians believe that the rebuilding of the Temple signals that the Rapture of the church is at hand. Whether you believe in such things or not, I think we all must agree that it is fascinating. Any other questions?”

The Harlot's Cup | Part II

To all who are following along, here are the next few pages of The Harlot's Cup. If you missed the prologue you can read that here. I'll be releasing more of the book throughout the summer so check back often.

CHAPTER ONE

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA, MARCH 2017

Salt burned into her cuts like hot needles as sweat stung every scrape from the first two rounds. Amanda Clark swiped anxiously at the perspiration stinging her blue eyes and double-checked the rubber band holding back her long auburn ponytail. She had the body of a gymnast with the perky bounce of a cheerleader, and when she moved, the boys’ necks grew longer and their bellies flatter. A quick glance back at the crowd pleased her. 

Sam stood out as always. He had a handsome eager face, a square jaw and big sinful smile that invited a come-on to every girl in Tallahassee. He was mature, way beyond college confident like a man among boys on campus and that’s why she was crazy about him Amanda grinned, nervous but confident. Sam brushed back his wavy black hair, sent Amanda a thumbs-up and shouted something she couldn't hear over the raucous fans. A judge with a bull-horn bellowed from a nearby platform. 

"And now the final climb of the Two-Thousand-Fourteen National Championship Rock Climbing Competition! Ready! On your marks!"  

Amanda faced the gray wall before her, gripping the edge of a protruding stone with her fingertips and wondering if she should have put out the money for new gloves. She glanced left at the big blonde from the University of Florida then studied the wall above her. She had mapped out the first five moves but knew after that it was all instinct and grit. 

The starter gun shot a surge of adrenaline like an electric shock through her tight young body, and the first five steps were history. It was an insane physical scramble that took every ounce of her mental strength. She loved the wall. The struggle gave her a few moments of hope and peace in a world seemingly bent on destruction. The pounding roar of blood in her ears drowned out the cheering crowd below. Gripping, straining, she felt it. She was a step ahead. Amanda's foot slipped, gashing her knee and costing her a precious second. She knew that Sam was frowning. He loved her shapely legs and hated it when she banged them up. She willed herself on, faster and harder until she gained back the lost step by clawing maniacally as if the climb had become life or death.  

Suddenly, a blur on her left was followed by a chorus of “oohs, aahs,” and cheers from the fans, and she knew. She finished the climb to the cheers of the ‘Nole fans, then rappelled down by the safety ropes. A group of enthusiastic students surrounded her with congratulatory slaps on the back. She thanked them as she searched out her UF competitor. They shook hands and Amanda turned into Sam's lips before she could remove her helmet or catch her breath. The guy could kiss like no one else. He pulled back before she was ready, squatted down to check the cut on her knee and stood up beaming like a winning coach.

"I knew you could do it, Amanda! Those are the finest glutes in Florida!"

She shoved him away, "Yeah, I felt your eyes." Her sexy smile evaporated into an expression close to panic.

"What's wrong?"

"The race started late. What time is it?"  

Sam looked at his watch and gave a silent whistle, "We're late."

My New-Old Book

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The Harlot’s Cup feels like a life long journey for me. I started this book in 1981 give or take a year. It was originally to be published by Random House but the editor that said she loved it suddenly retired while I was working on a re-write she asked for. When I called her to let her know I was shipping it in her phone rang to another woman who knew nothing about this project.

Girl Friday has convinced me that I should start letting my friends and fans and total strangers read it in segments. I think that’s a great idea so here it is and please feel free to send me any comments on the mystery as time goes by.

PROLOGUE

OCALA, FLA., JULY 2007

Marion McClellan gave an anguished glance at the bloodstained satchel between his knees and knew that unobtainable revenge was an unhealthy obsession. He leaned forward in the cockpit of his beloved World War II Corsair as aging eyes strained to see the lights of the airstrip through the black, rain-laden sky. He was wet. God, how he wished it was just good old sweat from hard labor or the Florida heat. But this wasn't the kind of sweat you can shed with a cold shower. This clammy wet ooze was what came out of a man when fear and anger seeped through his skin.

Combat vets knew it well and had it been another flashback of war, he could handle it with a walk in the rain, maybe once around the old airfield. The chalk-white faces and terror-drained voices of dead Marines would pass through his mind like some morbid photo album, but he could fight that off with a couple of shots of Tullamore Dew. War was not what haunted him, not this night. This never-buried ghost had stabbed at his futile efforts to sleep for years like the gleaming memory of a slender golden dagger sticking in a man's bloody temple. 

Solving the sixty-year-old murder of his best friend had left him with no satisfaction. This inevitable evil wrapped in a profound biblical mystery seemed to make everything else insignificant. “The Harlot’s Cup,” McClellan mumbled and remembered laughing at the foolishness. Who in their right mind would believe this crap? A lifetime chasing this nightmare and he still had doubts. But he knew now that he was the fool in this unfulfilled prophecy.

He flinched as a long angry flash of white lightning streaked across the black sky beyond the gull-winged Corsair. He wiped at the cockpit glass with the sleeve of his old leather flight jacket and knew in his gut his time was short. A dim string of lights below brought out an audible sigh as he began his descent to the small, rural Ocala airstrip snuggled in the midst of acres of Florida orange groves. The radio crackled with static.

          "This is Orange Field...Over."

          "This is COR-1942...Over."

          "Marion! What the blazes are you doin' up there in this weather, you fool!"

          "Thanks for the welcome home, Charlie…Good to hear you.

          "I thought the FAA took your license."

          "Vicious rumors, Charlie."

          "You're cleared to land, you old maniac. Don't kill yourself!"

          "Roger-that, Charlie."

Five minutes later the dark blue Corsair touched down in a driving rain that would have frightened any flyer on earth. With barely a bump, McClellan rolled to the end of the strip, then taxied left, past a row of parked Cessnas, two hangars and a bright red 12-passenger commuter plane. He braked to a stop in front of an aluminum Quonset hut-style hangar, shut the old Corsair down and took a deep breath as the propeller choked out. 

McClellan leaned his head back and watched the rain pelt the cockpit glass.  His shoulders ached with fatigue and his eyes blurred with stress. He searched the stormy sky. No incoming lights. Thank God, he thought as he unstrapped himself.  He opened the satchel, removed a file and a cell phone then shoved them under a small passenger seat behind the cockpit. He slid the cockpit glass back, grabbed the satchel and climbed out onto the wing. Cold rain struck his face like pins but it felt good. He shut the cockpit and climbed carefully down to the cement. He paused for a moment to get the feeling back in his legs and then looked up again, cocking his good left ear toward the lightning-filled sky. No engine sounds.

He rushed with an old age limp toward the hangar. To the left of the large hangar door was a smaller door with a light over it, illuminating a weathered red- and-yellow sign, "Flying Eye Detective Agency and Flight School." A small yellow aviation-fuel tanker truck was parked in front. 

McClellan fumbled for his keys then nervously worked the deadbolt until it slid back with a solid click. A white burst of light was followed by a vicious crack from a nearby lightning strike. He jumped from the scare then pushed open the door and flipped on a light switch. A slobbering old chocolate Labrador greeted Marion with welcoming barks.

“Hey, Gunner! How’s my ol’ pal?” He knelt down to hug the dog and receive his customary slobbering. The cluttered, one-bedroom combination office and apartment was a tiny museum. A propeller fan whirred quietly over an old military trunk coffee table. He glanced at a large black-and-white framed photo hanging on the far wall. It showed two handsome young pilots standing beside an ancient Jenny bi-plane.  So long ago, he sighed inwardly.

McClellan locked the door, moved to the cluttered coffee table, pushed aside a stack of week-old mail and magazines to make room for the satchel. He turned on a lamp precariously balanced on a nightstand by his claw-foot couch. He had fashioned it from the empty shell casing of a 105 Howitzer. He plopped down on the couch. A partly chewed cigar, like a pacifier for old pilots, beckoned to him from a pink ashtray in the shape of a naked woman. He grabbed the crusty cigar and stuck it in one corner of his mouth. He laid both hands on the satchel and wondered if a man ever got too old to care or too old to lust. His heartbeat was slowing now. 

McClellan pushed nervous fingers through his disheveled silver hair and took a few deep breaths. The dog jumped up beside him as he opened the satchel and pulled out a folder. He took reading glasses from the inside pocket of his flight jacket, put them on and laid the folder open on the table. It was filled with old photos of two young pilots standing in front of two beautiful old biplanes holding a banner that read, The Springfield Flying Circus.

Gunner suddenly barked three times and jumped from the couch.

“Hear something, Gunner?”

The dog barked at the ceiling and ran to the front door. McClellan cocked an ear but could only hear the rumbling thunder from the growing storm. He dropped the file into the satchel, turned and rushed to the framed photo of the young pilots hanging on the wall. He lifted it off a nail to expose the hidden safe.

There was a sudden pause in the rolling thunder and the sound of a single-engine aircraft was clear. He glanced at the ceiling, then at the front door. McClellan worked the combination, opened the safe, pulled out a shoe box and hurried back to the satchel.

He crammed the photos into the shoe box on top of an old leather-bound diary and a DVD. He grabbed up a small recorder and hit record: “P.S. I’m being watched so take real care.” He hit the stop button and placed the recorder in the box then began sealing the box with masking tape. He tied it with string enough for Gunner to hold in his teeth.  

Marion McClellan snatched up a black marker and scribbled an address on the box. He moved to a window and looked into the dark sky. For a moment, he could only stare, torn between an old man’s fear and a young pilot’s courage. A ferocious lightning strike shook the hangar and jerked his aging senses into gear.

“Here, Gunner!” He leaned over and placed the string handle in the dog’s mouth. “Take this to Charlie, boy. Take it to Charlie. Go!” The Labrador trotted to his doggy door leading out the back of the apartment and pushed through into the rainy night.

With his right hand, McClellan drew a military .45 caliber pistol from his shoulder holster and moved to the door, opened it and looked outside.

This title was written on her forehead:

“MYSTERY

BABYLON THE GREAT

THE MOTHER OF PROSTITUTES

AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS

OF THE EARTH."

The Bravest Kid I Ever Knew

A young Marine named Pvt. Undemstock from Ames, Oklahoma was so terrified in a terrible jungle war that he literally shook and his teeth actually chattered so loudly. He was dangerous to every Marine around him on every nightly ambush. His fear was so deep that he would bite through his lip.

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How this young farm boy got into the Corps and how he made it through a brutal Marine Corps boot camp that weeded out anyone not able to stand combat with some of the toughest men on earth is and always will be a mystery to the men around him.  

At one point our Lieutenant came to him and told him he was going to send him home. Almost anyone would have jumped at that chance at that time in that place. He said no, actually shivering as he said, “No!” He cried as he said no. Then he said “I’m not going home until the other Marines go home.” The Lieutenant, my A-gunner and I marveled at his determination, each of knowing he shouldn’t be here.

He walked into a grave yard about three days later with a squad of Marines. We knew there were enemy soldiers on the other side because we’d already made contact and hit a couple. He knew he might be walking into fire, no one suspected how much fire but that’s what Marines do every day and Undemstock was a Marine. And he knew that if he made it through this fight the Marines would go look for another fight tomorrow. He would get no rest, there would be no chopper ride back a cozy base and a beer or an interview with the news media. There was nothing ‘Special’ about this day, it’s just what Marines do. Some grizzled Sergeant would yell, ‘Saddle up’ and these tough men would throw on their packs and walk into the jungle again looking for another fight.

A suspected Battalion of NVA opened up on that eight man squad. There are around 500 men in a Battalion. The grave yard was raked with three 30 caliber machine guns. Then what seemed like hundreds of AK-47’s opened up from two sides of the grave yard. Then captured American grenade launchers opened up. Then B40 rockets streaked from two sides of the graveyard like giant sparklers, explosions were everywhere. Then satchel charges were thrown into the grave yard. Finally came a mortar barrage that went on all night.

That 20 year old farm boy died. We found him in a fetal position behind a grave mound. He may have caught a piece of shrapnel but that didn’t kill him. His heart had just stopped from fear. The same fear that could not stop him from walking into that grave yard with some tough Marines looking for a fight.

This young Marine was the bravest kid I ever knew. As we celebrate Memorial Day today, try to remember boys like this who loved America and the Marine Corps more than their life.  

Hand-to-Hand Combat at the United States Naval Academy

The Naval Academy invited me to visit and teach a hand-to-hand combat seminar in Annapolis last week. What a great blessing! I met the Sgt. Major of the Marine Corps! And a couple of Generals, one that was in Nam the same time as me.

The Midshipmen were wonderful young people – respectful and eager to learn about fighting. I hope that they learned some gun and knife defense and how to properly defend against an enemy combatant.

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They gave me a great mug and Academy jacket and a tour of Annapolis that every American should go see. I did not know that John Paul Jones tomb is under this incredible chapel. One of the Midshipmen that gave me the tour is on the Navy Tae Kwon Do team and sings in the choir in the chapel. He's from Georgia and his parents were both Marines. What a great Christian kid he was. It was an honor to teach him.

Another wonderful kid I met was a young woman from California. She asked me about my faith in Jesus and what role it played in my life in the military. She was in the Navigators club at the Academy. What a sweetheart and bold Christian. These kids and many others give me hope for our military and our country.  

 

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Many thanks to Grandmaster John Park for setting it all up.

Been invited to teach a seminar at West Point in a few weeks. I will report in.

Semper Fi, Johnnie

It's a New Year

We start off each year by not drinking for a month or sometimes a few months. This requires great discipline and sacrifice. I am Scotch/Irish with some English thrown in. As a representative of that heritage, I am required to drink. I am a writer, I'm required to drink. As an old Marine, I'm required to drink. You can see the natural dilemma. But I stop and this is good.

It is a new year: I usually look forward to the NFL playoff games but I have not watched a single game this year and don’t miss it one bit. I may never watch another pro game. But still love college football.

It is a new year: I have two finished books, one fiction and one non-fiction. What I do not have is a publisher! We shall see what God does with that.

It is a new year: My buddy John Dahl is now directing a TV series about Navy Seals. John is the guy I wrote the script for Guns Up! with and tried very hard to get it made but no cigar. Because he is a friend I forgive him for working on Navy stuff but I still emailed him to give him a hard time. 

It is a new year: Girl Friday did a PR campaign for one of my books titled SEMPER FIDELIS. Over 21,000 people downloaded it on Kindle in one day! I love Girl Friday (Tori McGee). SEMPER FIDELIS went to the number one book on Amazon for War and Historical Fiction. I did nothing except say “What a great idea!” and the reviews coming in are incredible and humbling. I have been absolutely blown away that so many people love that book because I wrote it a long time ago and just wasn’t sure anyone would like it. If you read it, thank you. If you took the time to read it and leave a review, it means a lot to me. So thank you and praise God it is a new year.

It is a new year: My daughter was chosen for a Federal jury trial again. She was hoping they wouldn’t pick her but I told her that they would and they did. She’s really smart and beautiful and I knew that if they were men lawyers they would want to look at a beautiful girl every day in court. It’s not PC it’s just human. 

It is a new year and I have not changed. 

A Christmas Blog

I know Thanksgiving is the official time for giving thanks but my life seems to require thanks every single day. We watched the 4 grandchildren open presents and play with a new train set last night. I will see if Girl Friday can put in a photo. 

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Watching these tiny people have so much fun is contagious. The entire family had as much fun watching as the babies had playing. Each little person is so unique and different from the others. God says that He knew us before we came out of the womb because He is the one who formed us in our mother’s womb and it is clear that He did. It boggles the mind to try to imagine the creativity it would take to make every human being ever born on Earth completely unique from all others but He did. 

As I sit watching beautiful Pelicans dive bomb for fish in 80 degree weather out of clear blue sky and wish I could see snow for Christmas. Isn’t it amazing how we always want something we don’t have? And how could I play tennis in the snow? 

I’m thankful for Girl Friday. I am so thankful for my family, friends and my dog Gunner. I’m thankful for God letting me be a writer. I’m thankful for mashed potatoes and gravy and watching White Christmas in front of a fire… even if you have to put the air conditioning down to light it. I’m thankful for the Marine Corps and those who assist. I’m thankful America finally has the courage to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel a few thousand years after God did. 

I’m thankful for my kids. Shawn and Bonnie are so smart and funny but most importantly they are genuine Christians. When I watch them teaching their children Godly principles I just get chill bumps. You can’t take too much credit for your kids being wonderful, I know far better parents than me who have losers for kids but I will take credit for praying for them. I heard a Pastor teach on parenting when my kids were very little. He said to start praying now for specific things like their future wife or husband to be a Christian. I did pray for that and my kids are married to Christians. He also said to not put your children ahead of your spouse. 

I am thankful for a great man and Pastor named Peter Lord. I went to a 3 day seminar he did at our church years ago. Here is what I learned and here is what I’d like to share with all of my friends this Christmas. 

The number one thing is the number one thing is the number one thing: It is this: “To love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your mind and all your strength.”  I hope we can all make that our number one goal this new year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

45 Years Of Clark Christmas Parties

There are just a couple days until the blessed event and I have yet to buy a single Christmas gift. In defense of this sad but typical effort at shopping I plead, “THE PARTY!” It’s like pleading the Fifth in front of Congress, it means you are guilty as sin but too cowardly to admit it.

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Christmas Traditions (and a Grinch)

A Christmas blog becomes a Christmas story if you aren’t careful. If I start listing all the things I’m thankful for I will end up writing another book. Wifey, Shawn and Bonnie, Jason and Amanda, Gunner, the GRANDKIDS who are hilarious etc. etc. I honestly feel like I am one of the most blessed men that I personally know. So I can’t list it all. The point of the blog is that I just love Christmas! I love everything about it. Yes, I have to be careful in my enthusiasm. Reminding myself often that it is Jesus Christ that makes me so joyful about Christmas. I mean come on, just think about having an eternal Christmas Party! 

But in my celebration of Christmas there are essentials. One critical element in my yearly rejoicing of this most Holy season always includes my departing from the island and fighting my way across the Howard Franklin Bridge through rain, hail, ice and snow until I reach The Tampa Theater.

Every Sunday in December I am standing at the front doors of The Tampa Theater…built in 1926…at precisely 2 P.M. for the 3 P.M. Christmas classic movie series. I am one of the very first people at the door to make sure I get my favorite balcony seat or seats if I can talk anyone else into going with me. These seats, at the front edge of the balcony, provide a perfect view of the large screen and giant organ that comes up out of the floor. The organist plays Christmas carols while the bouncing ball on the screen gives us the words as the audience sings along. It is wonderful!  These perfect seats also provide a place on the ledge of the balcony to set my Goobers, Popcorn and Wine which are indispensable much the way a Christmas tree is on Christmas morning.

My favorite Christmas classics? “White Christmas” with Bing Crosby is critical each year if I am to be happy. Of course “It’s A Wonderful Life” is a must and “It Happened On Fifth Avenue” is very important. And in my futile effort to stir up romance I will nag Nancy into going to see “Christmas In Connecticut” which will round off my season of cinematic rapture. If “A Christmas Story” happens to come into view, I am of course thrilled to shoot my eye out. Naturally I did not mention “Charlie Brown’s Christmas” but assumed any intelligent person would also assume that it would be a part of my visual rejoicing.

As you can tell, this tradition has become an important part of my Christmas celebrations. Which makes the following even worse... a Grinch has officially stolen Christmas from the Tampa Theater! In a most foul form of cinematic horror, they've temporarily closed theater doors to renovate the seating. Of the 12 months of the year, they chose our treasured Christmas time to make these updates.

However, in spite of my own personal agony this Christmas, I hope that all of you have Joy and read my books.

John Fehskens: The Voice of Section 8

I knew I wanted to bring Section 8 to audiobook. I also knew it would take the perfect narrator to bring this book and it's many diverse characters to life. I put out an audition script (with the help of my Girl Friday), and when we found John Fehskens, we knew we'd found the one. I asked John to write a guest post for my blog about his experience voicing Section 8 and he was kind enough to do so.

So here it is, from the voice of the new Section 8 Audiobook: 

"There is one major regret that I have about voicing the audiobook narration for Section 8, and that is that it was not longer. As a voiceover and narration artist, it is rare that I come to the end of a large work—in this case, over 350 pages read aloud—and feel, instead of a wash of relief, a wistfulness that the story itself is over. It’s extraordinarily rare that I am fortunate enough to find myself involved in a project of such humor, wit, strong characterization, and exciting events. I often found myself recounting lines, quips, and funny occurrences to my wife and my colleagues, aching for the day I could share the link to this book and spread the joy I experienced while reading it.

Standing head and shoulders above the rest of the cast is the Chief protagonist (pun intended), Tribal Accountant Welcome George Many Numbers. At times poignant, thought-provoking, and quite often hilarious, I was reminded as I read his sections of none other than the great Ignatius J. O’Reilly from the classic A Confederacy of Dunces. Both of them beings of great wit and astounding insight yet thoroughly displaced in their society; geniuses out of time. Welcome George is at times philosopher and clown, expounding great wisdom and also deadpanning wonderful asides that quite often take his peers by surprise; one of the normative reactions to being around Welcome George is simply staring in astonishment at this bizarre creation, and I found myself doing the same. He’s allowed his eccentricity; he is, after all, a Section 8 Marine, and combat fatigue is a temporary state, not like Utah, or New Hampshire.

I love this book. I’ve already ordered Johnnie’s back catalog onto my Kindle and hope this book is a rousing success for him, because I can’t think of a more worthy work. I can only hope that I did the book some kind of justice in my narration. I can certainly say that between PFC Gadfly and Private Hockenmeyer, between Sgt. O’Connor and Private Blaine, from Col. Jack Jilloby to Nurse Mellons, I was challenged daily in my portrayal of this vast collection of colorful characters and the book, time and again, made the work worthwhile. My thanks to Johnnie for the opportunity, and my congratulations to you as you embark on this crazy—excuse me, mentally fatigued—journey." - John Fehskens, Narrator of Section 8

The Section 8 audiobook is now available on Audible! Buy it in the Amazon store today (or get it free with an Audible subscription). https://www.amazon.com/Section-8/dp/B076H8YKLB/

From the World of Clark

We made it through Hurricane Irma, by “we” I mean my dog Gunner and me. My family abandoned me. Bonnie packed up husband and kids and went all the way to Tennessee and my Shawn took off with my wife Nancy and his family to Michigan for a wedding just as the Cane was looking serious. This was our first big Cane while living on the water and watching storms come in over open water has a distinctly different feel to it.

But the Gunner and me did just fine. Not totally true, it was stressful as crap. Trying to decide what to save or protect when it looks like it’s all going to wash away is really hard. God spared us but it was not a fun couple of weeks. I can’t imagine what the people in the Keys and Naples and the islands went through and are still going through.

As we all watched the incredible power and massive size of Irma I could not help but think of a few verses from Luke: “And there will be signs in the sun and moon and stars, and upon the earth dismay among the nations, in perplexity at the roaring of the sea and the waves, men fainting from fear and expectation of the things which are coming upon the world…”

So my Girl Friday, her real name is Tori McGee, is that great name or what…so Girl Friday got SECTION 8 on audiobook. No one in my family has actually read SECTION 8 and I think it’s one of the best things I’ve written… A prophet is never honored in his home town. But even my wife has been listening to the audio and loves it!

I’m sorry but I just crack myself up! The SECTION 8 audiobook is coming out on Amazon in the next couple weeks and quite honestly this thing should be a movie. America and our military need a laugh right now and this insanity should make anyone laugh. The professional actor/reader does audio books for a living all the time and he told me this was the best book he’s read in ages. He does a great job, he gives the characters their own voices and these maniacs just seem to come to life. Pass the word for me and report in if you laugh.

Semper Fi, Johnnie Clark 

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News on The Harlot's Cup

Went to an ASACP, Actors, Screenwriters and Crew Productions, gathering Sunday and it was great! There were about 35 people there and all were very talented. It’s funny how good it is for a writer to get around other writers and people who love to entertain.

The neat thing about ASACP is the woman who organizes it -- and runs it like the CO of a company of Marines. Her name is Barbara Harrington and she’s 87 years old! She will tell you immediately that she does not look or act her age and she is right. If I live that long I can only pray that I have her energy. What a character. She’s working on a script for Burt Reynolds right now!

The Actors read the first 13 pages of my script for The Harlot’s Cup and it was quite a thrill to see the story come to life. I have high hopes for this book and if God is willing, the script too. The Actors were very encouraging and all of them said they wanted to read and see the rest of the movie. 

There were some neat people there. One guy who had a small part in Dirty Dancing! And Mister Green Thumb! He had PBS show for 13 years and could do really funny voices. And a guy came up to me and said he wanted to meet me which is funny because he was the main reason I really wanted to go this. Mr. Terry Hitchcock. He is Alphred Hitchcock’s nephew! I am a HUGE Hitchcock fan and as most of my close friends know, I watch old TCM movies almost every day. I have many of Hitchcock’s films and Love them. Terry wants to get together so I am going to invite a Hitchcock to my house and discuss MURDER!

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Miracles in the Making

My platoon of around twenty Marines had been humping the bush for weeks somewhere in Thua Thien Province and somewhere near the A Shau Valley.

Johnnie Clark under shelter (half poncho) in A Shau Valley.

Johnnie Clark under shelter (half poncho) in A Shau Valley.

I had four hundred-round belts crisscrossing my flak jacket like a Mexican bandit, four canteens on a cartridge belt with my .45 automatic, a few frags and a K-bar knife. I don’t know how much my pack weighed but after weeks of going through jungle, wading across rivers and up and down mountains it felt every bit of fifty pounds. My 24.6 lb. M60 machine gun rested in a little saddle of callous that had formed on top of my shoulder like some odd birth defect. It is amazing how the body adapts to pain. I mean, I expected callouses on my feet but only the Marine Corps could build a saddle of callous for an M60 machine gun on a man’s shoulder.  

The fatigue numbs your mind as much as your body. In an ink black Vietnam night under a triple canopy of jungle and trees where not even the moon could give light, your eyes strain like never before. You try to block out the whine of malaria filled mosquitoes or any other jungle sound because if you miss hearing that one rustle of leaves that only a human can make it can cost you your life and the lives of your buddies.

The Tet Offensive was going on and after months of ambushes at night and patrols all day we were some pretty hard core Marines. I had seen what was left of NVA soldiers who’d been chewed up by my M60 and I had carried too many buddies up the ramp of a Chinook chopper with their mud caked boots hanging out of the end of a bloody poncho.  

So I was pretty salty and more than used to the routine when we set up an ambush in a small valley in Thua Thien one night in June. We’d been set in a couple of hours when my buddy, our radioman Cpl. Bob Carrol crawled over to my gun position and whispered, “Saddle up, pass the word.”

I was immediately ticked off. Moving the platoon in the middle of the night was insane but very Marine. My A-gunner was a Marine named Richard Chan. He’d been born in China and was a Christian but this news could make even a Christian cuss.

Richard Chan in A Shaw Valley

Richard Chan in A Shaw Valley

“Somebody’s out of their fricken mind, Bob!” He whispered angrily.

“There’s a gook Battalion moving through here.”

A Battalion is about five or six hundred men. Now I was only a dumb PFC machine gunner who barely passed Business Math at St. Pete High but those odds seemed to suck as far as I was concerned. I didn’t know if we were moving to avoid a Battalion of NVA or trying to make contact but I knew my Marine Corps and we were probably trying to make contact.

I passed the word to men on my left who were as happy about it as we were. Moving at night was always extremely dangerous and it seemed like we did it way too often.

As we moved out in column Chan and I found ourselves near the front of the column. The gun team is supposed to always be in the center of the column so that when we make contact with the enemy on either end the riflemen can hit the dirt and scream Guns Up!. That’s the call for the machine gunner to run to the point of contact so that I can lay down suppressing fire. Front or tail-end Charlie, on this night I was just happy to be in the column at all and not lost in the dark.

We had probably moved about three or four hundred yards when our point man came under fire from AK-47’s. The column hit the dirt. I dropped to my left thinking I was getting down but didn’t realize that there was an embankment there so I was sort of just leaning against the embankment and not really down at all.

At that instant the enemy opened fire on me. I will never know how many enemy soldiers opened fire but because of the amount of tracers hitting all around me it was probably a .30 caliber machine gun. Machine guns are usually the only weapons with that many tracer rounds.

I could do absolutely nothing but bury my face against the embankment and wait for a bullet to go through my brain. As the rounds struck the hardened dirt all around my head, the sizzling green phosphorous tips on the tracer rounds were breaking off the lead bullets and burning my face like someone putting out cigarettes under my eyes. I guess I was terrified but there was nothing I do except grit my teeth and wait to die.

The next morning Chan got some cream from our Corpsman for burns and put it on the fry marks on my face. We both marveled at the fact that I was alive. The best marksman in the world could not have grouped that many rounds around my head without hitting me. We both knew it was God. He kept me alive for some reason, for His purpose.  

As remarkable as that moment was for me, it seems barely note-worthy compared to the miracle God did to me and for me on a mountain in North Carolina. There is no way I can tell you that story without the war stories that led me to Gray Beard Mountain, but this new book is not a war book. The working title is “WALK A LITTLE FARTHER” and it’s the most personal manuscript I’ve ever attempted. If it gets published, I hope you'll read it.

A little of this, little of that...

So it’s the day after Easter and my girl Friday, alias Tori McGee, has told me I’m past due on a blog. There have been some recent developments. My son Shawn had a baby with a little help from his wife Amanda. Amelia Joy Clark is now a month old and conveniently only crying at night.

This makes 4 Grandkids, the oldest, Walter just had his third birthday and as much as I detest baby birthday parties my daughter, Bonnie Kay, gave a really good one. We went from there to a baby shower which I detest even more than birthday parties and to my utter shock it was a blast. So where does this leave me? Don’t say it. I hate that word. The day I stop gazing at bikinis is the day I will accept that word.

I will get girl Friday to put a photo of the kids for those readers who like to look at kids.

Said photo... 

Said photo... 

Walter’s dad owns a construction company and Walter likes things to be in order and well built. You will notice that he’s trying to fix Amelia’s head and Amelia seems unsure of wanting to be a part of this family. Adley, to his right, will be on the stage someday or doing commercials for a cell phone company. Baby Nancy on the end is a living reminder to her mother Bonnie exactly why I called her chubby cheeks for most of her life.

On the writing front I’m trying to put the finishing touches on a new book, working title… Walk a Little Farther. It is the most personal book I’ve ever written and it is about a miracle. As it gets closer to being published I will write more about it. I’m also trying to find a publisher for The Harlot’s Cup. I think I will blog a little about the Harlot’s Cup next time.

Finally, for anyone who might be interested, I’m doing a radio show tomorrow at 11am from Clearwater, Fl. It’s on Tan Talk Radio Network 1340am. The show is hosted by Patzi Gil and is called Joy on Paper. Those who are not local can listen live on her site here.

Hope you guys had a glorious Easter. If there was ever anything worth celebrating Easter is at the top of the list. And let’s all remember that Easter trumped old age and death. I really love that.

Semper Fi, Johnnie 

New Year. New SECTION 8.

Hi readers! Happy New Year!!!

It’s time for another short blog to start off 2017.

It is January which is always a boring month for me and Nancy. We stop drinking every January for the month. Sometimes if we’re really disciplined we go a couple or even three months of being boring.

Being Scotch-Irish, a writer and an old Marine this not drinking stuff is a terrible sacrifice. I knock it off for important stuff. I got boringly sober for my big test in Korea. I trained like I used to when I was training for the World Championships years ago. But then I barely got off the plane when my Kwanjangnim and a dozen Korean grandmasters started shoving half-gallon bottles of the best Scotch in the world at me. I discovered that it was a show of disrespect to not drink your entire large shot of straight booze when given to you by a Grandmaster. Which then left you with an empty glass. This immediately led to a lower belt rushing to my side, bowing and pouring another shot. And so it went until late each night. Of course, they weren’t testing or getting up at 0-400 each morning to train with a group of very fit younger Korean Masters who spoke no English. Great memories!!!

I quit for five months once and became so productive that I wrote an entire book. I was so afraid of being successful that I immediately had a shot of Tullamore-Dew to celebrate and the rest is history.

Speaking of writing it is time to report that I have just done a small rewrite of SECTION 8. I believe this book is some of my best writing and to tell you the truth I think that if it finds its audience SECTION 8 could become a hit. Writing humor isn’t easy and no matter how well it is written everyone has a different sense of humor. I for one hate bathroom humor but have friends who seem to love it. 

Let me give you a small sample of the responses I’ve had to this book so far. I had a lady named Judy who loved this book so much that she told me she cried laughing so hard that she couldn’t read and made her husband read it to her each night as they lay in bed. My old neighbor, Mark told me he hated it and couldn’t finish it. Ray and Raymond Hinst, father and son who own and run Haslams Book Store, oldest and largest book store in the Southeast, both loved and praised the book. They said it is better than CATCH 22 and M.A.S.H. For me that is high praise. I know no one personally that reads or knows more books than these two guys. But my own family couldn’t get past the beginning!

So there it is. Most criticism was over the beginning. So I changed the beginning and put in a character chart. And the book now has a sophisticated map that was done by Cpl. Welcome George Many Numbers, tribal accountant. Oh, and SECTION 8 now has a new cover! 

You can purchase the new edition of the book now on Kindle using the button above. The paperback edition will be available soon!

Well there it is readers. Please give the new SECTION 8 a read and see what you think. You will either laugh as hard as you’ve ever laughed at these wonderful characters or you’ll hate it in which case you should go see a Proctologist.

SEMPER FI

Growing Up Johnnie Clark

When I speak in schools, churches, radio or TV there seems to be a few consistent questions over the years. At some point I usually get asked about my childhood.

When I was a little kid we lived in a one car converted garage. When my mom married my dad she was a widow with two children. Her first husband, Howard Soper had Three Purple Hearts and was killed at the Battle of the Bulge. When I was five years old I remember very clearly a big State Trooper coming to our garage house. He told us that my dad had been in a terrible car wreck. My mom did all she could to keep me from getting upset but I was very aware of what was happening. A little while later that big State Trooper knocked on our door again and he had snow on his cap and shoulders, it was coming down hard. He had a Christmas toy for me. It was a Jack-in- the-box. Funny how some memories never fade even when you’re old.

My dad was blind and crippled for the next seven years before he died. He lost his memory for over a year and didn’t know me or my mom or my sister or anyone else. When he finally regained his memory Dad became a very strong Christian. He had an impact for Christ that I am very proud of.

Mom made $70 a month ironing clothes while taking care of my blind and crippled dad. A lot of our food came out of big Army green military cans. She couldn’t feed us all so Jimmy and Judy, my half-brother and sister got farmed out to grandparents in Wilmore, KY. My sister, Evelyn got farmed out to my mom’s parents, the McClellans. They lived on a farm in Lincoln County, West Virginia. The famous Hatfield’s lived up the holler and the famous McCoy’s lived down the holler with the McClellan’s in the middle. Sis ended up married to Kirby McCoy.

Mom kept me because I was the baby. She regretted giving up her kids for the rest of her life. Life ain’t easy sometimes and my mom had some tough times. But in spite of the poverty which was pretty severe, I was a mischievous but very happy kid. I don’t know if I wanted to be a writer as a kid but I used to climb onto the roof of my garage house and write Batman stories.

We moved to a Quonset Hut on Brown Street and I was the leader of a gang of kids who lived on Brown Street. We had wars with the kids from Blackwell Street. We had BB Gun wars and wore coal miner helmets and old Army leggings to keep from getting too hurt. I could shoot from the hip and hit anything with my Daisy. That came in real handy in Nam with the M60 machine gun.

I've wanted to be a Marine since I was five years old. There was ridge line along the railroad tracks behind my Quonset Hut house where we had some wonderful and occasionally bloody rock wars with the Blackwell Street kids. I named that ridge line, Marine Hill. That was nearly 60 years ago and my Uncle Jack Clark told me the people in town still call that area Marine Hill. I love that.

I invented a rock machine gun during those battles on Marine Hill. We would put a bunch of rocks in a handkerchief and ride past enemy positions on our bikes like strafing fighter planes. When you fling the handkerchief you hold onto one corner and it sprays an area with about fifteen projectiles. We also built a defense for enemy attacks after they stole my technology. We built a giant sling shot with an old car inner-tube and some 2x4’s. It took me and our fattest kid and my best friend,

Eddie Pritt to pull that sucker back. We blew one enemy fighter pilot right off his bike. He went home crying. He wasn’t the first and wouldn’t be the last. War is hell.

I started a book about those times titled The Brown Street Gang. But it still sits unfinished.

Martial Arts: From Rehabilitation to Life-Long Career

My second blog post should probably answer some Martial Arts questions. People ask how I got started in Martial Arts all the time so maybe it will be interesting to a few.

Johnnie Clark breaking bricks from the head of his son, Shawn Clark, at a demonstration in Florida.

Johnnie Clark breaking bricks from the head of his son, Shawn Clark, at a demonstration in Florida.

I guess it actually started on Paris Island with the some simple basic stuff. I remember one DI showing us how to take out an enemy sentry and keep him from shouting or yelling for help. We did some throws and take-downs, etc. And there was some more at Camp LeJeune and some more in jungle warfare school at Camp Pendleton.

The last time I got wounded I was sent to Yakusaka Naval Hospital in Japan. From there I was shipped off to Okinawa for rehabilitation from gunshot wounds. We had a young Lieutenant there who was ahead of his time. He believed that Martial Arts, with all the stretching and strength work could really help a lot of the Marines, especially the guys with leg wounds. So he ordered me to go into Kim Village and start training with this old Okinawan.

Of course at the time I didn’t have a clue who the guy was and the Marines coming out combat were a pretty salty lot. We weren’t easily impressed. But this old guy managed to impress us. His name was Shimabuku and as it turned out, he was a very famous 10th Dan Grandmaster of Shorinryu Karate. The Dojo was on the roof of his house with a small matted room across the street for throwing each other around.

When we free sparred it was possible to knock each other off the roof though there was sort of a fence around the Dojo roof made of Makiwara post. Those were for punching and kicking to harden the hands. At first you just bled a lot but eventually your hands became like rocks. There were also these boxes, one filled with sand, one filled with round rocks and one filled broken glass. They were for punching and doing fingertip strikes. You worked your way up to the broken glass.

We weren’t training for trophies or belts. All many of us wanted to know was how to kill someone in hand to hand combat. I had every intention at the time of going back to my outfit in Nam as soon as they gave me the okay and I’m sure most the Marines on that roof believed we were going back into combat. It came as a great shock and disappointment when my request to go back to my unit was denied and I was given orders to return to the States. But that’s another story.

After I came home I discovered that there were no decent Shorinryu Karate schools in our area. I hooked up with a buddy and next door neighbor named Larry Miller. Larry was just returning from Thailand where he had trained for over a year with the Koreans and a world famous Master named Dong Keun Park. There are some great stories of Park in Thailand when he first arrived and even the other Korean Masters didn’t know at first that he was “That Park.” There are about a million Parks in Korea but only one that is the greatest Tae Kwon Do Master in their history. Only one who has never been defeated in over 270 fights around the world and many time fighting by whatever rules were in effect.

A demonstration in Honk Kong in 1967. During this demonstration Park broke records that have never been equaled.

A demonstration in Honk Kong in 1967. During this demonstration Park broke records that have never been equaled.

Maybe as the blog grows I will tell some funny stories about my times with the great Grandmaster Dong Keun Park. Let me just say that I’ve been to Korea with him to test for my 8th Dan in the Kukiwon and my 9th Dan in the Jidokwan, there is no 10th Dan in Korean Martial Arts so it was sort of my last hurrah. While in Korea I saw first-hand what a legend this man is. And I mean a legend. Masters from all over Korea came to our hotel lobby to bring gifts and pay respect.

When this man came to train me or test my students it was always a visit from royalty. Many times I flew to New York/Jersey to train with him. But just for now I’ll tell you one example that will give you some idea of who this man is.

Grandmaster Johnnie Clark, Grandmaster Dong Keun Park, Master Russell Artille

Grandmaster Johnnie Clark, Grandmaster Dong Keun Park, Master Russell Artille

When he came to my house it was normal to get phone calls from all over and always some Korean master who usually knew me but I never knew them. They all wanted to speak with Park. One day the phone rang and a very gracious man was on the line. He knew me and praised me as Park’s senior student. I was flattered but thought it was just another Korean master and asked if he wanted to speak with Park. He said yes and they spoke for awhile in Korean of course.

When Master Park got off the phone I said, “That was a very nice man, he was exceptionally gracious, Sahubumnim. He seemed to know me, who was it?”

He frowned at me and gave me his usual tone of Master to student, “John, this was President Park.” I’m quite sure that from that moment on I’ve been on an FBI list.

I ended up training with two of the greatest martial arts masters in history and all by pure luck… and those who know me know that I don’t believe in luck… it was all done by God for His purposes. Forty-six years of teaching and training has been a wonderful blessing in my life and I owe most of it to Kwanjangnim Dong Keun Park.

Semper Fi,

Johnnie Clark